You started a tradition with us!
Now ever year, we will no longer refer to the day after Thanksgiving as Black Friday, but Black OUT Friday. Meaning, instead of waking up at the ass crack of dawn competing for killer deals with gross idiots, you can get wasted with your buddies as you compete in the biggest least important friend on friend battle this side of the San Andreas Fault.
It's called Blackout Friday. Get used to it. It's here to stay. More than the Clam Man. This is it's inaugural post. Expect more to come.
LET US DO THIS!